Somebody once told me that only I would write Breakup statuses about fantasy books...
Well, here is one for a Fantasy series I quit several months ago (in March):
It was nice Novels of Tiger and Del by Jennifer Roberson, but - while
you had great characters, good magic, were well-written and boasted a
unique universe - your plot lacked proper depth and complexity (at least
for me). I therefore dump you...in the pile of books to sell.